I loved Lauren’s game (if you knew me in real life, what do you think you would know?), but since I have something like two readers I didn’t quite think I could pull it off. Instead, I decide to play True Confession a la genuine:

1. I actually love the days when I don’t get anything done because little one insists on being held all day.
2. If you ask me to bring snacks, I will never say no.
3. I take a nap at least twice a week.
4. If you say 69—in any context—I will giggle uncontrollably.
5. If you think I don’t like you, you’re probably right.
6. I didn’t forget what you asked me to buy; it just wasn’t on sale.
7. We have enough food in this house to last at least 2 months; I will go shopping anyway.
8. I am fashion illiterate.
9. Sometimes, when I call “not it” as hubby gets home, I really did know she was dirty before he walked in the door.
10. I do, in fact, think my kid is smarter than your kid.

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