There is apparently a new required element to children’s entertainment. One main character must lose another main character at the start of each show. Blue hides from Steve/Joe. Dora always needs help finding Boots. JoJo can never seem to find Goliath.

This week I’ve been watching Brenia’s new favorite show—The Doodlebops. The trend appears to have reached Canada as well. DeeDee and Rooney ask for help searching for Moe every single morning.

And I’m just too tired to help them look.